I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a girl who would get mad at me for saying that.
See, skinny, socially-privileged white people get to draw this neat little circle. And everyone inside the circle is “normal”. Anyone outside the circle needs to be beaten, broken and reset so that they can be brought into the circle. Failing that, they should be institutionalized. Or worse – Pitied.
First of all, Spacetime is an emergent/derived property of a more fundamental theory called more fundamental theory. This is a non-local non unitary quantum theory. Quantum means small and there is a number called Planck’s constant ,h, which when taken to vanish we get out classical world with inertia and curved space and electronics. Quantum effects are GONE. Wave function is there but useless. Newton’s gravity constant is the same vanish no NEwton gravity. More mass you get more Einsteiny with curvature tensor and yumyum stuff. the speed of light c goes huger/faster means things are slow. So if you take speed of light to be one and h=1 then you are in quantum field theory and we all know this works awesomely. No so when G=1 as you have that interesting computational difficulty and given the name renormalization.
thats it ill shut-the-fuck-up now. Now the skanky whores….
You went out in the hallway, stumbled into an interdimensional portal which brought you 5,000 years into the future, where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you’re back to bring us all with you to the year 7010 where we are transported to work at the thinkatorium by telepathically controlled flying dolphins?
Filed under: alcoholism, Bipolar, Fiction, I am Not a Scientist, Memory loss, Photography, Quantum Field Theory, Sexy Friend, Story, String Theory, Suicide 
